Tick. tock.

February292012

i need a new start

things have gotten really skewed lately.

so, despite me having to start over for what will be the third time. i need to do it.

♥

February282012

what i find on walgreens’ website…

“The Jackmatic Supreme is everything you want from a penis pump. There are interior stimulators to touch you, a strong suction to make you extra hard, with power on demand for an incredible turn on that will make you explode. Powerful suction bulb with push button release. Great to use alone or with your partner. Includes a sample of special ultra slick lubricant. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included”

my favorite part?

“Great to use alone or with your partner.” i dont even want to know..but i cannot stop laughing.

February272012

brokemyheart.

(Source: biilionaire)

8PM

(via beardlyguy)

8PM

(Source: a-certain-br0mance)

8PM

Every night:

Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.